Vote Republican, and maybe you’ll see some boobs.

29 08 2008

Now, before we get started here, let me make one thing clear: I am not a McCain supporter. I won’t be voting for him in November, and personally agree with very little he actually says. I also happen to believe that John McCain is our next President. Why? Because the American people are a slow bunch, and drastic change makes them nervous.

That being said,

VOTE JOHN MCCAIN BECAUSE I MUST SEE THIS WOMAN NAKED!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give Sarah Palin, our next Vice President. Aside from being governor of Alaska, as well as being just as cute as a button, Palin is also blessed with two of the best homegrown political weapons I have ever seen.

She is also, sadly, one of those kinds of chicks. Everything fun there is about life, she hates. Maybe you could loosen her up with a couple Bacardis, but it wouldn’t be worth it. Just put Sarah Palin–and her magnificent qualifications–out of your mind.

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