So I was thinking earlier today, “Why shouldn’t I have a gallery of unsexy things on my blog?”
Here’s why:
Imagine the damn moose that knuckle came from. IMAGINE IT
To be fair, she is marketed by Disney. They thrive on ugly illegal sex.
It's not really even about all the testicles, you know? There's just something that says "Ugh" about this guy.
I guess pulling out huge chunks of hair didn't stop Mittens' habit of staring balefully at things.
I AM NOT MEANT FOR ONSCREEN SEXINESS
Oh, those are nice. Going duck hunting? Are you? Hmm? ARE YOU FUCKING GOING DUCK HUNTING I AM MAKING FUN OF YOUR CHOICE OF FOOTWEAR
Did you ever see Boondock Saints? It's actually possible for Willem Dafoe to look worse than this.
No, this isn't him.
Skinny jeans look stupid on everyone.
Because I love waiting three days for my blog to open and for Java to never work.
Mmm, fresh Little Caesar's.
you forgot to include your picture in this line up.
A couple years ago, I lost all legal rights to any reproduction or photograph bearing my likeness. I can’t really go into it, for legal reasons, but apparently your mom’s spank site copyrighted my image.
oh, Willem Defoe, you silly, silly bitch.