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		<title>Trolling Free Republic with Rational, Reasoned Responses</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 21:26:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t heard of or visited the Republican circle-jerk that is freerepublic.com, you&#8217;re missing out on some of the most entertaining American lunacy you&#8217;re likely to ever see. They have it all: from threads praising Glenn Beck as a modern American Hero, to threads bashing the media for accurately portraying things that aren&#8217;t even [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2980942&amp;post=404&amp;subd=blatantschroederisms&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Oh yeah, I have a blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:26:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Huh. How about that. Anyway, sorry to have neglected you all for so long. I&#8217;ve been busy working on stuff and&#8230;mostly just working, actually. Working from home, as a matter of fact. If you want to get into specifics, then I work, still doing technical support, except from the comfort of my own underp-ah, living [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2980942&amp;post=401&amp;subd=blatantschroederisms&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Tribute to Brittany Murphy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 18:12:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As some of of you may know, I&#8217;ve been writing fairly regularly for a site called Gunaxin.com. Well, last night, when I heard the news about Brittany Murphy, I simply had to write up a tribute to her. Here it is, for your viewing pleasure: A Tribute to Brittany Murphy Posted in humor Tagged: Brittany [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2980942&amp;post=399&amp;subd=blatantschroederisms&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Man Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:43:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shortly after the release of his movie Gran Torino, Clint Eastwood said in an interview that the young men of today comprise a generation of pussies. A generation of men who, without any sort of proper guidance, are pushovers and glad-handers and back-peddlers no better suited to calling themselves men than they are gods or [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2980942&amp;post=397&amp;subd=blatantschroederisms&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I am both alive AND well&#8230;also I wrote a thing</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:35:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, it&#8217;s true: I am alive. Also, I wrote this.  Digg that shit if you dig it, you dig?* &#160; *It should be noted that I do actually get paid to be funny. This blog doesn&#8217;t pay me shit. Posted in humor<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2980942&amp;post=395&amp;subd=blatantschroederisms&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A moment&#8217;s reflection</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 01:46:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is nothing&#8211;in this world or the next&#8211;emptier than the air following the final strains of Albinoni&#8217;s Adagio In Sol Minore. Posted in humor<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2980942&amp;post=393&amp;subd=blatantschroederisms&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>These are the things I think about</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 19:21:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sitting here by myself debating which is the better version of Ave Maria. I&#8217;ve got it narrowed down to 2 contenders, neither of whom are Maria Callas. Apologies to my gay readers. The first is the modern rendition by Christina England Hale, the one used for the Hitman movie. The second is this rendition, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2980942&amp;post=391&amp;subd=blatantschroederisms&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Steak and Eggs</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If there is any better meal 0n this planet better than steak and eggs, I have yet to taste it. Some men eat ham steaks with their overeasies; some even mix it up with a little sirloin. I don&#8217;t mean some IHOP why-yes-it-IS-beef-sir sirloins. I mean the real damn thing where you can feel free [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2980942&amp;post=389&amp;subd=blatantschroederisms&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>3 PM</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 19:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay you jerks this is the day. I don&#8217;t know the first thing about casting people other than what I&#8217;ve seen on the internet, and that mostly involves tricking Russian girls into blowing you on camera.  There are several reasons why I believe that is not the case for today. There are really only two [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2980942&amp;post=386&amp;subd=blatantschroederisms&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Man is it ever time to stop fucking around</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 05:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many of you may have noticed this blog has been more or less abandoned in recent months. This is incorrect. I have almost a hundred unposted drafts on this blog that only I can see, and that most anyone couldn&#8217;t make any damn sense out of, including myself. One of them just says NET NEUTRALITY [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2980942&amp;post=384&amp;subd=blatantschroederisms&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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