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		<title>I am both alive AND well&#8230;also I wrote a thing</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, it&#8217;s true: I am alive. Also, I wrote this.  Digg that shit if you dig it, you dig?*
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*It should be noted that I do actually get paid to be funny. This blog doesn&#8217;t pay me shit.
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		<title>A moment&#8217;s reflection</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 01:46:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is nothing&#8211;in this world or the next&#8211;emptier than the air following the final strains of Albinoni&#8217;s Adagio In Sol Minore.
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		<title>These are the things I think about</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 19:21:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sitting here by myself debating which is the better version of Ave Maria. I&#8217;ve got it narrowed down to 2 contenders, neither of whom are Maria Callas. Apologies to my gay readers.
The first is the modern rendition by Christina England Hale, the one used for the Hitman movie.
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		<title>Steak and Eggs</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If there is any better meal 0n this planet better than steak and eggs, I have yet to taste it. Some men eat ham steaks with their overeasies; some even mix it up with a little sirloin. I don&#8217;t mean some IHOP why-yes-it-IS-beef-sir sirloins. I mean the real damn thing where you can feel free [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com&blog=2980942&post=389&subd=blatantschroederisms&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>3 PM</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 19:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay you jerks this is the day. I don&#8217;t know the first thing about casting people other than what I&#8217;ve seen on the internet, and that mostly involves tricking Russian girls into blowing you on camera.  There are several reasons why I believe that is not the case for today.
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		<title>Man is it ever time to stop fucking around</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 05:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many of you may have noticed this blog has been more or less abandoned in recent months. This is incorrect. I have almost a hundred unposted drafts on this blog that only I can see, and that most anyone couldn&#8217;t make any damn sense out of, including myself. One of them just says NET NEUTRALITY [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com&blog=2980942&post=384&subd=blatantschroederisms&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The technical aspect of technical support</title>
		<link>http://blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com/2009/08/25/the-technical-aspect-of-technical-support/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 05:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
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I want everyone reading this to do me a favor. Just bear with me a moment and everything will become clear.
Pretend for a moment you&#8217;re an imbecile. If you have no prior experience in this field, then imagine your brain as a pair of hands encased in mittens wrapped in duct tape and covered in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com&blog=2980942&post=379&subd=blatantschroederisms&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Another Fat Dog? WHAT THE SHIT</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 07:22:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com/?p=377</guid>
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			<media:title type="html">alternate ending: I didnt know your species reproduced by laying eggs</media:title>
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		<title>Holy shit, new comics!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 05:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are a couple sweet-ass comics I&#8217;ve been working on. Recently, I acquired some fantastic advice on creating comics from the brilliant Jay Pinkerton and the venerable Nedroid. Since then, I&#8217;ve been on a roll.
The first one is an all-color addition to the Fat Dog series:

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		<title>I am the worst person in the world.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 04:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
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As some of you may know, I&#8217;ve recently started an exciting new career as a technical support representative for a local ISP. It&#8217;s actually an enjoyable job&#8211;interactions with the physical public are virtually nonexistent and the work itself borders on interesting&#8211;but has its low points: one is the boredom&#8211;it&#8217;s all well and good when you&#8217;re [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com&blog=2980942&post=361&subd=blatantschroederisms&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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