Comments on: The trick is to make it look easy on purpose. http://blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com/2008/06/19/the-trick-is-to-make-it-look-easy-on-purpose/ All the wisdom of Aesop, but with dick jokes. Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:07:15 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: The Schroederist http://blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com/2008/06/19/the-trick-is-to-make-it-look-easy-on-purpose/#comment-175 The Schroederist Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:32:26 +0000 http://blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com/?p=110#comment-175 I'll take the Elvis Presley Commemorative Punch Bowl Set. That should set things a-right. I’ll take the Elvis Presley Commemorative Punch Bowl Set. That should set things a-right.

]]> By: wahsatchmo http://blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com/2008/06/19/the-trick-is-to-make-it-look-easy-on-purpose/#comment-174 wahsatchmo Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:29:00 +0000 http://blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com/?p=110#comment-174 By the by, I just realized that you might be referring to my post at JuCo. I actually did encounter two more than friendly men this month (one just this weekend, although he didn't ask for my number. I think he memorized it from my license), and I truly think your blog post inspired my post at JuCo. Fuck. I owe you a real apology. Plus I owe you either a troll figurine or a commemorative silver dollar. Send me your invoice. I'll pay it just as assuredly as I've paid the rest of your invoices. By the by, I just realized that you might be referring to my post at JuCo. I actually did encounter two more than friendly men this month (one just this weekend, although he didn’t ask for my number. I think he memorized it from my license), and I truly think your blog post inspired my post at JuCo. Fuck. I owe you a real apology.

Plus I owe you either a troll figurine or a commemorative silver dollar.

Send me your invoice. I’ll pay it just as assuredly as I’ve paid the rest of your invoices.

]]> By: wahsatchmo http://blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com/2008/06/19/the-trick-is-to-make-it-look-easy-on-purpose/#comment-173 wahsatchmo Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:12:32 +0000 http://blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com/?p=110#comment-173 My dear sir. Of course I read your blog. And I will throw your blog's jokes straight back at your blog, in a merciless circle jerk of jocularity. I am the joke lamprey. You may think I'm merely cleaning unwanted infectious parasites from your skin, when in fact, I am assimilating humor in order to feed my starving children. My poor, starving, lamprey children. They're squirmy, but they take after the ex-missus (so she tells me), although they have the mailman's eyes and surly disposition. My dear sir. Of course I read your blog. And I will throw your blog’s jokes straight back at your blog, in a merciless circle jerk of jocularity.

I am the joke lamprey. You may think I’m merely cleaning unwanted infectious parasites from your skin, when in fact, I am assimilating humor in order to feed my starving children. My poor, starving, lamprey children. They’re squirmy, but they take after the ex-missus (so she tells me), although they have the mailman’s eyes and surly disposition.

]]> By: The Schroederist http://blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com/2008/06/19/the-trick-is-to-make-it-look-easy-on-purpose/#comment-172 The Schroederist Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:54:56 +0000 http://blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com/?p=110#comment-172 Actually, Her Missness drives a beat-up Mustang much like my own. And you stole that joke from me. I will have my revenge. Actually, Her Missness drives a beat-up Mustang much like my own. And you stole that joke from me. I will have my revenge.

]]> By: wahsatchmo http://blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com/2008/06/19/the-trick-is-to-make-it-look-easy-on-purpose/#comment-170 wahsatchmo Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:40:51 +0000 http://blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com/?p=110#comment-170 Oh dear Lord. Lady Miss K drives a <i>Prius?</i> I'm glad you're getting the Men for Men invitations from Craig's list. They'll prove useful when you want to form your Club/Dance/Bluegrass/Metal/Funk revival quartet, all powered by solar amps and hemp. Oh dear Lord. Lady Miss K drives a Prius?

I’m glad you’re getting the Men for Men invitations from Craig’s list. They’ll prove useful when you want to form your Club/Dance/Bluegrass/Metal/Funk revival quartet, all powered by solar amps and hemp.

]]> By: The Schroederist http://blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com/2008/06/19/the-trick-is-to-make-it-look-easy-on-purpose/#comment-167 The Schroederist Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:53:24 +0000 http://blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com/?p=110#comment-167 Well, in the interest of full disclosure, the pretty girl was actually my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure 'Matt" is going to be dateless tonight. Matt wouldn't have much fun on a date with The Girlfriend, anyway, owing in part to the mysterious breakage of both his legs. What a shame. I bet they would have had a good time, too. Well, in the interest of full disclosure, the pretty girl was actually my girlfriend. I’m pretty sure ‘Matt” is going to be dateless tonight.

Matt wouldn’t have much fun on a date with The Girlfriend, anyway, owing in part to the mysterious breakage of both his legs. What a shame. I bet they would have had a good time, too.

]]> By: wrjones http://blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com/2008/06/19/the-trick-is-to-make-it-look-easy-on-purpose/#comment-163 wrjones Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:49:43 +0000 http://blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com/?p=110#comment-163 Yep, the chances of fixing her car are slim and none. Then it happens, "Oh, yea, I'm Mr. Goodwrench alright." Do you get laid? Nope. She does thank you as she will now be on time for her date with Matt. Yep, the chances of fixing her car are slim and none. Then it happens, “Oh, yea, I’m Mr. Goodwrench alright.” Do you get laid? Nope. She does thank you as she will now be on time for her date with Matt.

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